1
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- Some of you must be thinking,

2
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"Wow, our manager
sure looks different today."

3
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It's a little joke
because, you know,

4
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I'm taking over for Amy, and--

5
00:00:12,621 --> 00:00:15,102
oh, Jonah, I'm sorry.

6
00:00:15,145 --> 00:00:17,321
- It's fine.
You can say her name.

7
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I'm aware she still exists.

8
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- Okay, well, um,

9
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I promised Jerusha

10
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that I would not let the job
stress me out this time around.

11
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So instead of me
leading the meeting,

12
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why don't we all
lead the meeting together?

13
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- Cool, that seems much better
than you just giving us

14
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the information we need
to do our jobs.

15
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- Okay, Garrett,
just park the snark, okay?

16
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Who's got an announcement?

17
00:00:40,083 --> 00:00:41,519
- Oh, I got one.

18
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I saw a picture
of my great-grandmother

19
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from the 1930s,

20
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and I realized, "Whoa.

21
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That's my type."

22
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- Well, that's...something.

23
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Mm-hmm?

24
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- Last night,
Jerry fed a granola bar

25
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to one of Tony's sharks.

26
00:00:54,358 --> 00:00:55,881
- Whoa, what happened?

27
00:00:55,925 --> 00:00:57,057
- Nothing.

28
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- Cool.

29
00:00:58,754 --> 00:01:00,712
- Okay, Glenn, how about--
hit us with one of yours.

30
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You know, a classic
manager announcement

31
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for the fans.

32
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- Yeah, okay.
All right.

33
00:01:06,283 --> 00:01:09,721
We need someone to replace me
as floor supervisor.

34
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So if you're interested,
let me know,

35
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'cause, you know,
it can lead to bigger things.

36
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Just look at Amy...
[stammers]

37
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Jonah.
- It's fine, seriously.

38
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- No, no.

39
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It's my first meeting,

40
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and already,
I'm upsetting everyone.

41
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And now I'm stressed,

42
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and I promised Jerusha
that, if this should happen,

43
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I would remove myself
from the situation.

44
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- Twice.

45
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They made him
the manager twice.

46
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<i>[upbeat music]</i>

47
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<i>♪ </i>

48
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- [exhales] I'm so glad
we're repainting your office.

49
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Okay, which do you
like better:

50
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Seawater or Dusty Mint?

51
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- Oh, um...

52
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well, they're both
so different.

53
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You know what?
Why don't you pick?

54
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You know, in fact,

55
00:02:01,469 --> 00:02:03,035
maybe I'll start
leaning on you to make

56
00:02:03,079 --> 00:02:04,863
some executive decisions
around here.

57
00:02:04,907 --> 00:02:07,866
You know, anything to help out
with the old stress.

58
00:02:07,910 --> 00:02:10,565
- Executive decisions.

59
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Yes, I guess I could see myself

60
00:02:12,219 --> 00:02:13,698
calling some of the shots
around here.

61
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Sort of like the Evita
to your Juan Perón.

62
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Patti LuPone version,
obviously, not Madonna.

63
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- Oh, oh, oh.
Uh-huh.

64
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So what do you think
about the paint?

65
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- Seawater.
Dusty Mint is garbage.

66
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- Yeah, yeah.

67
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I mean,
Dusty Mint stinks.

68
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Get out of here.
You stink.

69
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[chuckles]

70
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- That was Seawater.

71
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- Oh.

72
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Well, tell your friend.

73
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- Hey, excuse me?

74
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- Oh, hey,
you're Sandra's child.

75
00:02:42,379 --> 00:02:44,033
- Tony.
We met before.

76
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- Of course, man.

77
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She shows me pictures
of you all the time.

78
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Congratulations on being
a part of clean plate club.

79
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- Thanks, bro.

80
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So, um, can you unlock
that case for me?

81
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- Yeah, totally.

82
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Um, I just need to get a key.

83
00:03:00,354 --> 00:03:02,530
Tony is in the store,

84
00:03:02,573 --> 00:03:05,837
and he would like me
to open up the condom case.

85
00:03:05,881 --> 00:03:07,970
- Jerry and I knew
this day would come.

86
00:03:08,013 --> 00:03:11,539
- Yes, ever since you
very recently adopted him.

87
00:03:11,582 --> 00:03:13,541
- Well, I guess it's good
that he's being safe.

88
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You can open it.
- Okay.

89
00:03:15,412 --> 00:03:16,370
- And actually,

90
00:03:16,413 --> 00:03:18,154
maybe you could

91
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talk to him about
sex and stuff.

92
00:03:20,287 --> 00:03:21,940
- Yeah, no,
I'm not gonna do that.

93
00:03:21,984 --> 00:03:23,159
- Oh, please, Garrett?

94
00:03:23,203 --> 00:03:25,248
I just wanna make sure
he's really ready

95
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and he's doing it
for the right reasons.

96
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You know how teenage boys
don't wanna talk to their moms,

97
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and Jerry tried,
but he's so sexually specific.

98
00:03:33,604 --> 00:03:36,781
- Look, I'll open the case
'cause that's my job,

99
00:03:36,825 --> 00:03:38,914
but that's it.

100
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And by specific
do you mean anatomically?

101
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You know what?
I don't wanna know.

102
00:03:45,312 --> 00:03:46,791
- Oh, hey, uh, Glenn?

103
00:03:46,835 --> 00:03:48,358
- Hmm?

104
00:03:48,402 --> 00:03:49,881
- I've been thinking about it,

105
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and I wanna apply
for the floor supervisor job.

106
00:03:52,536 --> 00:03:54,669
- Oh, Jonah, that's wonderful.

107
00:03:54,712 --> 00:03:56,714
- Yeah, yeah, I just figured
I have some time on my hands.

108
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You know, why not
throw myself into work?

109
00:03:58,542 --> 00:04:00,022
- Oh.
- Right.

110
00:04:00,065 --> 00:04:01,415
Right, right, right.

111
00:04:01,458 --> 00:04:03,112
Try to pick up the pieces
of your shattered life.

112
00:04:03,155 --> 00:04:05,201
It's worth a try.
- Yeah.

113
00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:06,681
- I was gonna say,

114
00:04:06,724 --> 00:04:08,726
just because
I'm not moving to California

115
00:04:08,770 --> 00:04:11,120
doesn't mean I can't
move forward with my life.

116
00:04:11,163 --> 00:04:12,861
- You as floor supervisor.

117
00:04:12,904 --> 00:04:15,124
I mean, I guess
you are a functioning adult,

118
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unlike the last guy.

119
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No offense, Glenn.
- [laughs sarcastically]

120
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Yeah, watch out.

121
00:04:19,911 --> 00:04:21,261
I'm gonna zing you back.

122
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Yeah, yeah.

123
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Okay, here comes the heater.

124
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Um...

125
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we'll do it later.

126
00:04:28,920 --> 00:04:31,314
- Right, so anyway,
I was just gonna say,

127
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I have a bunch of great ideas.

128
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Like, for instance,

129
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what if we gave walkie-talkies
to all the zone captains

130
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so we don't have to hike
all over the store?

131
00:04:39,453 --> 00:04:41,281
- Oh, that's interesting.
- Right?

132
00:04:41,324 --> 00:04:44,414
Yeah, and to be honest,
there are a lot of policies

133
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that could be updated
or changed altogether.

134
00:04:47,156 --> 00:04:50,028
- Or we could not change

135
00:04:50,072 --> 00:04:51,856
any of the carefully
thought out policies

136
00:04:51,900 --> 00:04:53,423
I've been honing
for the past decade.

137
00:04:53,467 --> 00:04:55,556
Also,
we only have eight walkies,

138
00:04:55,599 --> 00:04:57,645
and I need four backups.

139
00:04:58,210 --> 00:05:01,344
- Right, but we could
just buy more walkies.

140
00:05:01,388 --> 00:05:04,304
- Oh, the DX49Ls?

141
00:05:04,347 --> 00:05:05,740
They discontinued them
seven years ago.

142
00:05:05,783 --> 00:05:07,132
- Yeah.
- Good luck, buddy.

143
00:05:07,176 --> 00:05:08,308
[laughing] This guy.

144
00:05:08,351 --> 00:05:09,787
"Can we just order
more DX49Ls?"

145
00:05:09,831 --> 00:05:11,485
It's like, "Good luck, buddy.

146
00:05:11,528 --> 00:05:13,617
They were discontinued
seven years ago."

147
00:05:13,661 --> 00:05:15,140
- Yeah, well, anyway,
obviously,

148
00:05:15,184 --> 00:05:17,621
that idea was a little
too out of the box, but...

149
00:05:17,665 --> 00:05:19,275
- Yeah.
- But I'm just saying,

150
00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:20,885
it couldn't hurt to shake
things up a little bit here.

151
00:05:20,929 --> 00:05:22,452
- Okay.

152
00:05:22,496 --> 00:05:24,454
- Anyway, just wanted to let
you know that I am interested.

153
00:05:24,498 --> 00:05:26,238
- Great.
- Noted.

154
00:05:26,282 --> 00:05:28,763
- Yeah.
- Thank you.

155
00:05:28,806 --> 00:05:31,113
- Well, there's one thing
off my plate.

156
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- No way.

157
00:05:32,375 --> 00:05:33,681
I don't want a floor supervisor

158
00:05:33,724 --> 00:05:35,596
who's gonna be
constantly contradicting us,

159
00:05:35,639 --> 00:05:37,554
poking holes
in our perfect system.

160
00:05:37,598 --> 00:05:39,339
Just leave it with me.
I'll find someone else.

161
00:05:39,382 --> 00:05:40,514
- No, we've got Jonah.

162
00:05:40,557 --> 00:05:43,038
Dina, you are--um.

163
00:05:43,081 --> 00:05:45,040
- Oh, is the zinger coming?

164
00:05:47,608 --> 00:05:50,306
- You broke my rhythm, so...

165
00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:52,526
your loss.

166
00:05:52,569 --> 00:05:55,398
- So Jonah wants to be
the new floor supervisor.

167
00:05:55,442 --> 00:05:57,139
- Oh, cool.

168
00:05:57,182 --> 00:05:59,228
- Yeah, I guess I just hoped
that someone else would

169
00:05:59,271 --> 00:06:01,143
throw their hat
in the ring, you know?

170
00:06:01,186 --> 00:06:02,536
Someone chill.

171
00:06:02,579 --> 00:06:05,582
Someone who isn't a white male
that reeks of privilege.

172
00:06:05,626 --> 00:06:07,323
- Yeah, but it's hard,
though, right?

173
00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:08,672
'Cause of, like,
systemic stuff.

174
00:06:08,716 --> 00:06:12,023
- Mm, true that, true that.

175
00:06:12,067 --> 00:06:14,461
I just feel like there
has to be a better choice.

176
00:06:14,504 --> 00:06:15,853
Someone who's
been here forever.

177
00:06:15,897 --> 00:06:18,378
Someone who's style
is always on point.

178
00:06:18,421 --> 00:06:19,683
- Hmm.

179
00:06:19,727 --> 00:06:21,337
Oh, how about Brett?
His new boots are dope.

180
00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:22,382
- Nope, no, no.

181
00:06:22,425 --> 00:06:23,383
I think it has to
be a woman--

182
00:06:23,426 --> 00:06:24,949
of color, who is also...

183
00:06:24,993 --> 00:06:26,124
young.

184
00:06:26,560 --> 00:06:28,388
- Oh, hey.
You know what?

185
00:06:28,431 --> 00:06:29,954
Maybe I should apply.

186
00:06:29,998 --> 00:06:30,912
- Yes, Cheyenne.

187
00:06:30,955 --> 00:06:32,740
I was laying it on
pretty thick.

188
00:06:34,132 --> 00:06:35,395
- Thank you, bro.

189
00:06:35,438 --> 00:06:36,613
- Yeah, man.
No problem.

190
00:06:36,657 --> 00:06:39,442
- Yo, so are any of these,
like, reusable?

191
00:06:39,486 --> 00:06:42,227
- Reusable?
Uh, no.

192
00:06:42,271 --> 00:06:44,926
- Oh.

193
00:06:44,969 --> 00:06:46,318
- [sighs]

194
00:06:46,362 --> 00:06:49,365
Hey, uh, if you have
any questions about this stuff,

195
00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:51,193
I'm happy to talk
to you about it--

196
00:06:51,236 --> 00:06:52,673
or not.

197
00:06:52,716 --> 00:06:55,415
- Actually, yeah, I've got
a buttload of questions.

198
00:06:55,458 --> 00:06:57,939
- That's a lot.

199
00:06:57,982 --> 00:06:59,244
- She's got a ton
of experience,

200
00:06:59,288 --> 00:07:00,942
she did Cloud 9 Academy,

201
00:07:00,985 --> 00:07:02,334
and she'll do
whatever we ask of her

202
00:07:02,378 --> 00:07:04,685
without bringing her own
creative take to everything.

203
00:07:04,728 --> 00:07:07,209
- I know,
but Jonah is so smart.

204
00:07:07,252 --> 00:07:09,124
He'll say stuff like,
"Here's the thing,"

205
00:07:09,167 --> 00:07:11,779
and, boy, do I buckle up
for the thing.

206
00:07:11,822 --> 00:07:15,565
- I get that, but, look,
we can get Cheyenne now, okay?

207
00:07:15,609 --> 00:07:16,784
Do you order the hamburger

208
00:07:16,827 --> 00:07:18,002
when there's a steak
on the menu?

209
00:07:18,046 --> 00:07:19,134
- Sometimes,

210
00:07:19,177 --> 00:07:20,265
'cause of the cutting.

211
00:07:20,309 --> 00:07:21,310
- Okay, listen.

212
00:07:21,353 --> 00:07:22,746
ultimately, it is your call,

213
00:07:22,790 --> 00:07:24,922
and if you choose
Jonah over Cheyenne

214
00:07:24,966 --> 00:07:26,097
and crush her--

215
00:07:26,141 --> 00:07:29,100
because she views you
as a father figure--

216
00:07:29,144 --> 00:07:30,188
so be it.

217
00:07:30,232 --> 00:07:31,712
- [stammers wordlessly]

218
00:07:31,755 --> 00:07:33,757
We're having an election.

219
00:07:33,801 --> 00:07:36,804
Both Jonah and Cheyenne
wanna be floor supervisor.

220
00:07:36,847 --> 00:07:39,502
So we're gonna
let the people decide.

221
00:07:39,546 --> 00:07:40,590
- The people?

222
00:07:40,634 --> 00:07:42,418
Glenn, the people are idiots.

223
00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:44,333
[people grumbling]

224
00:07:44,376 --> 00:07:45,465
Well, don't look
at me like that.

225
00:07:45,508 --> 00:07:46,466
You know.

226
00:07:46,509 --> 00:07:47,641
- Yeah.

227
00:07:50,513 --> 00:07:52,950
- I'm not just gonna be
assigning shifts.

228
00:07:52,994 --> 00:07:54,256
I wanna be here for you guys.
I wanna listen, you know?

229
00:07:54,299 --> 00:07:57,607
What do you guys wanna see
in the store?

230
00:07:57,651 --> 00:08:01,306
- Well, I make these cat toys
out of tampon applicators,

231
00:08:01,350 --> 00:08:03,395
and I was thinking
about selling them here.

232
00:08:03,439 --> 00:08:04,614
- Uh-huh, uh-huh.

233
00:08:05,702 --> 00:08:08,313
Yeah, yeah.
I hear you.

234
00:08:08,357 --> 00:08:09,837
You know, and it's
these kind of dialogues--

235
00:08:09,880 --> 00:08:11,186
- Damn, he's good.

236
00:08:11,229 --> 00:08:13,493
- Oh, he's just campaigning.
You could do that.

237
00:08:13,536 --> 00:08:15,059
Just play politics.

238
00:08:15,103 --> 00:08:16,974
Say good things about yourself.
Say bad things about Jonah.

239
00:08:17,018 --> 00:08:18,323
Make some promises.

240
00:08:18,367 --> 00:08:20,151
- Yeah,
but if I promise things,

241
00:08:20,195 --> 00:08:22,197
won't I have to do those things
once I'm elected?

242
00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:24,286
- God, no.
- Why not?

243
00:08:24,329 --> 00:08:26,462
- No one knows.
You just don't.

244
00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:28,203
America rules.

245
00:08:28,246 --> 00:08:29,987
- Their stuff is nice.

246
00:08:30,031 --> 00:08:31,685
Our stuff, disgusting.

247
00:08:31,728 --> 00:08:33,687
So be a gentleman.
Go with the lights out.

248
00:08:33,730 --> 00:08:35,210
- Cool.

249
00:08:35,253 --> 00:08:36,516
What if you're
watching a movie?

250
00:08:36,559 --> 00:08:37,473
Do you turn it off?

251
00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:39,388
- Mm, you can keep watching it.

252
00:08:39,431 --> 00:08:41,564
You just wanna make sure
it's not a really sad movie.

253
00:08:41,608 --> 00:08:42,913
You know, you don't wanna
be going at it,

254
00:08:42,957 --> 00:08:44,393
and then, all of a sudden,

255
00:08:44,436 --> 00:08:45,873
Macaulay Culkin gets stung
by a bunch of bees and dies.

256
00:08:45,916 --> 00:08:47,570
- I don't know who that is,
but okay.

257
00:08:47,614 --> 00:08:49,006
- Mm, oh, and also,

258
00:08:49,050 --> 00:08:51,574
afterwards,
you can call her an Uber,

259
00:08:51,618 --> 00:08:53,837
but wait until she asks.

260
00:08:53,881 --> 00:08:55,578
- My girlfriend
rides a skateboard.

261
00:08:55,622 --> 00:08:56,710
- Oh, dope.

262
00:08:56,753 --> 00:08:57,885
Even better.

263
00:08:57,928 --> 00:08:59,495
So anything else?

264
00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:00,975
- Um...

265
00:09:01,018 --> 00:09:02,367
how do you know
if you're in love?

266
00:09:04,065 --> 00:09:05,240
- [chuckles]

267
00:09:05,283 --> 00:09:07,764
Well, how much time
do you have?

268
00:09:07,808 --> 00:09:09,461
- School starts
at 8:00 tomorrow.

269
00:09:09,505 --> 00:09:10,375
- Cool.

270
00:09:10,419 --> 00:09:11,899
I think that's enough time.

271
00:09:11,942 --> 00:09:13,857
Let's get into it.

272
00:09:13,901 --> 00:09:16,294
- Oh, just a heads-up:
Carol asked for the day off,

273
00:09:16,338 --> 00:09:17,905
but she didn't really have
a good reason.

274
00:09:17,948 --> 00:09:18,906
So I used
my executive authority

275
00:09:18,949 --> 00:09:20,603
and said no.

276
00:09:20,647 --> 00:09:22,474
- Oh...okay.

277
00:09:22,518 --> 00:09:25,086
Hey, listen,
when I said I wanted help,

278
00:09:25,129 --> 00:09:26,696
you know, making decisions,

279
00:09:26,740 --> 00:09:28,306
I meant smaller decisions.

280
00:09:28,350 --> 00:09:30,308
- Glenn, if you're gonna
lean on me, lean on me.

281
00:09:30,352 --> 00:09:32,920
You're way too busy to be
wasting your time with Carol.

282
00:09:32,963 --> 00:09:35,487
- Yeah, well,
I guess I am busy.

283
00:09:35,531 --> 00:09:37,185
- Yeah, I told her you're
not even up for talking

284
00:09:37,228 --> 00:09:38,839
'cause you just had
a big fight with Jerusha.

285
00:09:38,882 --> 00:09:40,754
- A fight with Jerusha?

286
00:09:40,797 --> 00:09:42,669
We never fight.

287
00:09:42,712 --> 00:09:44,279
We swallow our anger,

288
00:09:44,322 --> 00:09:45,497
and then it comes out later

289
00:09:45,541 --> 00:09:48,022
as quiet burps
while we're driving.

290
00:09:49,501 --> 00:09:51,634
- You take away my break,
and I'll run you over

291
00:09:51,678 --> 00:09:53,505
with your stupid hybrid car!

292
00:09:55,290 --> 00:09:57,292
- Cheyenne, did you tell people

293
00:09:57,335 --> 00:09:58,598
I was gonna take away
their breaks?

294
00:09:58,641 --> 00:10:00,774
- Yeah, Dina told me
if I said that to people,

295
00:10:00,817 --> 00:10:02,079
they wouldn't vote for you.

296
00:10:02,123 --> 00:10:04,429
Plus my friend K-Fai
works at Olive Garden...

297
00:10:04,473 --> 00:10:05,605
[loudly]
And if I'm elected,

298
00:10:05,648 --> 00:10:07,781
she's gonna bring us
free breadsticks.

299
00:10:07,824 --> 00:10:08,869
Oh, and also,

300
00:10:08,912 --> 00:10:10,610
I promise to get
the best scientists

301
00:10:10,653 --> 00:10:13,090
to work really hard
on a COVID vaccine.

302
00:10:13,134 --> 00:10:14,135
- What?

303
00:10:14,178 --> 00:10:15,266
Oh, come on, that's--

304
00:10:15,310 --> 00:10:16,659
there is no way
she can do that--

305
00:10:16,703 --> 00:10:18,052
the vaccine thing.

306
00:10:18,095 --> 00:10:20,097
The breadsticks part, maybe.
I don't know.

307
00:10:20,141 --> 00:10:22,099
- I just wanna say
I fully endorse Jonah.

308
00:10:22,143 --> 00:10:23,361
- Thank you, Marcus.

309
00:10:23,405 --> 00:10:24,536
- He's my best friend,

310
00:10:24,580 --> 00:10:26,103
and if he loses this
like he lost Amy,

311
00:10:26,147 --> 00:10:27,670
he's gonna drive off
a frickin' bridge.

312
00:10:27,714 --> 00:10:28,802
- No, no.

313
00:10:28,845 --> 00:10:30,107
You should vote for us

314
00:10:30,151 --> 00:10:31,674
based on things
we can actually do.

315
00:10:31,718 --> 00:10:33,415
Like, Nia, you're new here.

316
00:10:33,458 --> 00:10:34,372
Is there anything
you've noticed

317
00:10:34,416 --> 00:10:35,373
that we could do differently?

318
00:10:35,417 --> 00:10:37,158
- I like the breadsticks thing.

319
00:10:37,201 --> 00:10:38,463
- Thank you.
- Yeah.

320
00:10:38,507 --> 00:10:39,769
- Okay.

321
00:10:39,813 --> 00:10:41,858
Well, then I will
also get you breadsticks.

322
00:10:41,902 --> 00:10:42,816
- Yeah!
- Yes!

323
00:10:42,859 --> 00:10:44,165
- That's my boy!

324
00:10:44,208 --> 00:10:45,601
Better luck next time, bridge.

325
00:10:46,950 --> 00:10:49,039
- So I talked to Tony.

326
00:10:49,083 --> 00:10:51,520
- You did?
Aww, thanks, Garrett.

327
00:10:51,563 --> 00:10:53,261
- Yeah, no problem.
You know, he's a good kid.

328
00:10:53,304 --> 00:10:55,524
You know,
it was actually really cute.

329
00:10:55,567 --> 00:10:58,135
He asked how he would know
when he's in love.

330
00:10:58,179 --> 00:11:01,225
- Oh, I'm sorry.
That must have been tough.

331
00:11:01,269 --> 00:11:03,053
- Why would you say that?

332
00:11:03,097 --> 00:11:04,751
- Just seemed like you
were more of a hookup guy,

333
00:11:04,794 --> 00:11:06,013
not really a love guy.

334
00:11:06,056 --> 00:11:07,231
So, you know,

335
00:11:07,275 --> 00:11:09,059
might've been hard
to know what to say.

336
00:11:09,103 --> 00:11:11,279
- [chuckles]
Come on, seriously?

337
00:11:11,322 --> 00:11:12,715
I've been in love before.

338
00:11:13,629 --> 00:11:15,022
- Oh, no.

339
00:11:15,065 --> 00:11:16,763
I mean, like,
with a real woman.

340
00:11:16,806 --> 00:11:18,286
Not, like, with "Tomb Raider."

341
00:11:18,329 --> 00:11:19,722
- No, real women.

342
00:11:19,766 --> 00:11:21,550
- Okay.

343
00:11:21,593 --> 00:11:22,769
My mistake.

344
00:11:22,812 --> 00:11:25,510
- I have.
- Okay.

345
00:11:25,554 --> 00:11:27,208
- It's true.

346
00:11:27,251 --> 00:11:29,471
- O--
- Don't say okay.

347
00:11:31,168 --> 00:11:33,170
- Mm-hmm.

348
00:11:33,214 --> 00:11:34,563
- [quietly] Come on.

349
00:11:34,606 --> 00:11:36,739
<i>- ♪ You say
you'll never be mine ♪</i>

350
00:11:36,783 --> 00:11:38,001
- [sniffs]

351
00:11:38,045 --> 00:11:39,568
<i>- ♪ Darling,
there'll come a time ♪</i>

352
00:11:39,611 --> 00:11:41,004
<i>♪ I'll taste all the love
that you been-- ♪</i>

353
00:11:41,048 --> 00:11:44,007
- Hey! Didn't realize
you were a fellow boob man.

354
00:11:44,051 --> 00:11:45,661
Nice.

355
00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:48,098
- Yeah, why didn't you tell us
you were bonkers for honkers?

356
00:11:48,142 --> 00:11:50,971
- I'm sorry.
Are you guys talking to me?

357
00:11:51,014 --> 00:11:53,321
- Dina and Cheyenne sent out
the photo of you at Hooters.

358
00:11:53,364 --> 00:11:54,757
- Found it on Facebook.

359
00:11:54,801 --> 00:11:57,194
Here, I'll put it
on the screen for you.

360
00:11:57,238 --> 00:11:59,240
[people chuckle and murmur]

361
00:11:59,283 --> 00:12:01,895
- What is--is this
supposed the be a scandal?

362
00:12:01,938 --> 00:12:04,114
That five or six years ago,
I went to a restaurant?

363
00:12:04,158 --> 00:12:05,768
- No, the scandal is

364
00:12:05,812 --> 00:12:07,727
that Mr. Feminist
can't even eat a chicken wing

365
00:12:07,770 --> 00:12:09,903
without being around
half-naked women.

366
00:12:09,946 --> 00:12:12,166
- I was only there because it
was a friend's birthday party.

367
00:12:12,209 --> 00:12:14,255
And they made us
pose with them.

368
00:12:14,298 --> 00:12:15,604
And they're not half-naked.

369
00:12:15,647 --> 00:12:17,345
They're wearing shorts
and a T-shirt.

370
00:12:17,388 --> 00:12:19,739
- Ah, too much clothing
for this horndog.

371
00:12:19,782 --> 00:12:22,611
- Yeah, and if Jonah is lying
about being a feminist,

372
00:12:22,654 --> 00:12:24,744
we can't trust him
about anything.

373
00:12:24,787 --> 00:12:26,180
- Good point.
Doesn't she raise a good point?

374
00:12:26,223 --> 00:12:27,834
- Guys, come on.
This is ridiculous.

375
00:12:27,877 --> 00:12:31,011
This has nothing to do with--
I'm a feminist, okay?

376
00:12:31,054 --> 00:12:34,797
And I don't even like wings.
I ordered the caprese salad.

377
00:12:34,841 --> 00:12:37,104
- Hooters had a caprese salad
on the menu?

378
00:12:37,147 --> 00:12:39,019
- They made it special for me.

379
00:12:39,062 --> 00:12:40,455
- Come on, man.
- Ew.

380
00:12:40,498 --> 00:12:42,022
- Oh, wow.
Do you hear yourself?

381
00:12:42,065 --> 00:12:43,675
- The worst part of the story.

382
00:12:45,808 --> 00:12:47,723
- Hey, Glenn.
- Hmm?

383
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:51,205
- You holding up, okay?
- Yeah, sure am.

384
00:12:51,248 --> 00:12:53,250
I mean, as good as I can be,

385
00:12:53,294 --> 00:12:55,862
you know,
after the fight with Jerusha.

386
00:12:55,905 --> 00:12:56,906
- Mm-hmm.

387
00:12:56,950 --> 00:12:59,779
- Yep, she said
some bathroom words.

388
00:12:59,822 --> 00:13:00,954
- Oh.

389
00:13:00,997 --> 00:13:03,913
- She threw
a mustard jar at me.

390
00:13:03,957 --> 00:13:06,350
It left a bruise...

391
00:13:06,394 --> 00:13:07,612
on my thigh.

392
00:13:07,656 --> 00:13:10,006
So you can't see it--

393
00:13:10,050 --> 00:13:11,442
I mean, unless, you know,

394
00:13:11,486 --> 00:13:12,835
we were to go swimming,

395
00:13:12,879 --> 00:13:14,837
but it'll be gone
by pool season.

396
00:13:14,881 --> 00:13:17,840
So, you know, you won't even
be able to see it then,

397
00:13:17,884 --> 00:13:22,192
but it will have been there
in the past,

398
00:13:22,236 --> 00:13:24,107
which is now.

399
00:13:24,151 --> 00:13:25,848
- Jerusha. What a bitch.

400
00:13:25,892 --> 00:13:27,545
- Uh-huh.

401
00:13:27,589 --> 00:13:28,720
- Hey, Glenn.
- Hm?

402
00:13:28,764 --> 00:13:30,113
- You remember
when I dated that girl Alex

403
00:13:30,157 --> 00:13:31,375
that worked here?

404
00:13:31,419 --> 00:13:33,029
- Uh, oh, yeah, of course.

405
00:13:33,073 --> 00:13:35,727
- Can you please tell Sandra
that we were in love

406
00:13:35,771 --> 00:13:36,946
and not just hooking up?

407
00:13:36,990 --> 00:13:37,991
I mean, we hung out
all the time.

408
00:13:38,034 --> 00:13:40,080
Remember?
- Oh--oh, yeah, yeah.

409
00:13:40,123 --> 00:13:42,082
You guys were joined at the hip
for a while, there.

410
00:13:42,125 --> 00:13:44,649
- Thank you.
- Became a problem though

411
00:13:44,693 --> 00:13:46,956
'cause he was also seeing
Candace from pharmacy.

412
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,523
- Okay, we don't need
to get into that.

413
00:13:48,566 --> 00:13:49,916
- So you were in love,

414
00:13:49,959 --> 00:13:51,874
but you were also
dating someone else.

415
00:13:51,918 --> 00:13:54,746
- Yes, and then Alex found out
about Candace,

416
00:13:54,790 --> 00:13:57,749
and then they refused to work
the same shifts together.

417
00:13:57,793 --> 00:14:00,274
I'm getting stressed
just talking about it.

418
00:14:00,317 --> 00:14:02,058
I'm gonna go call Jerusha.

419
00:14:02,102 --> 00:14:03,233
[gasps]

420
00:14:03,277 --> 00:14:04,408
Don't tell Carol.

421
00:14:04,452 --> 00:14:05,627
And if she asks,

422
00:14:05,670 --> 00:14:08,064
you saw my thigh bruise,

423
00:14:08,108 --> 00:14:09,587
and it was hideous.

424
00:14:09,631 --> 00:14:11,372
All thanks to Mateo.

425
00:14:11,415 --> 00:14:14,505
- Garrett,
this isn't a big deal.

426
00:14:14,549 --> 00:14:16,203
You got plenty of time
to find love.

427
00:14:16,246 --> 00:14:18,205
You're only what, 32?

428
00:14:18,248 --> 00:14:19,206
- I'm 40.

429
00:14:20,555 --> 00:14:22,383
- Oh.

430
00:14:22,426 --> 00:14:26,082
Well...okay.

431
00:14:26,126 --> 00:14:27,127
Huh.

432
00:14:28,824 --> 00:14:32,219
Okay.
[sighs]

433
00:14:32,262 --> 00:14:34,438
- I don't see what
the big deal is here, okay?

434
00:14:34,482 --> 00:14:35,787
Those girls have it great.

435
00:14:35,831 --> 00:14:37,615
They get to eat wings
and wear shorts.

436
00:14:37,659 --> 00:14:38,747
I would give Jonah
a lap dance in a second

437
00:14:38,790 --> 00:14:39,922
if I got that gig.

438
00:14:39,966 --> 00:14:42,011
- The problem
is that Hooters promotes

439
00:14:42,055 --> 00:14:44,448
a misogynistic belief system
that women are sex objects

440
00:14:44,492 --> 00:14:47,451
whose primary function is
to literally serve men, so...

441
00:14:47,495 --> 00:14:49,018
- Yeah, and don't
make owls pervy.

442
00:14:49,062 --> 00:14:50,106
- Yeah.

443
00:14:50,150 --> 00:14:51,151
- No, you know what this is?

444
00:14:51,194 --> 00:14:52,935
This is cancel culture
run amok.

445
00:14:52,979 --> 00:14:56,852
You guys can't cancel Jonah for
something he did six years ago.

446
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:59,115
- Okay, but what if
he murdered an entire family

447
00:14:59,159 --> 00:15:00,943
and danced with their entrails
six years ago?

448
00:15:00,987 --> 00:15:02,336
Could we cancel him for that?

449
00:15:02,379 --> 00:15:04,947
- Well, have his views evolved
since doing that?

450
00:15:04,991 --> 00:15:07,819
- Okay, look, guys, let's not
make this about cancel culture.

451
00:15:07,863 --> 00:15:10,779
- Come on, man.
Help me help you.

452
00:15:10,822 --> 00:15:12,520
- Mateo just tried to fire me.

453
00:15:12,563 --> 00:15:14,217
- She gave someone
a rewards discount

454
00:15:14,261 --> 00:15:15,915
when they didn't have
a Cloud 9 card.

455
00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:18,918
- He's been yelling at people
all day like he runs the store.

456
00:15:18,961 --> 00:15:20,571
He is not allowed
to fire me, is he?

457
00:15:20,615 --> 00:15:21,833
- Actually, I am.

458
00:15:21,877 --> 00:15:23,574
Glenn gave me
ultimate executive power.

459
00:15:23,618 --> 00:15:24,967
Right, Glenn?

460
00:15:25,011 --> 00:15:27,491
- Well, it's true
I gave him some authority--

461
00:15:27,535 --> 00:15:29,276
- See?
You're fired.

462
00:15:29,319 --> 00:15:31,974
Oh, and you're not allowed
to shop here anymore.

463
00:15:32,018 --> 00:15:33,671
- [gasps]
- Too awkward.

464
00:15:33,715 --> 00:15:35,108
- [gasps]

465
00:15:35,151 --> 00:15:37,197
- I mean, Hooters
isn't even the best one.

466
00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:39,851
It's the most mainstream, sure,
but there's Tilted Kilt;

467
00:15:39,895 --> 00:15:41,244
there's Twin Peaks.

468
00:15:41,288 --> 00:15:43,333
- Mm, my friend Dave
has this underground spot

469
00:15:43,377 --> 00:15:44,682
in his backyard

470
00:15:44,726 --> 00:15:46,380
that's sort of a riff
on the same concept.

471
00:15:46,423 --> 00:15:47,772
- Oh, that's cool.
- Yeah.

472
00:15:47,816 --> 00:15:49,687
- Okay, how is any of this
relevant to deciding

473
00:15:49,731 --> 00:15:50,993
who should be floor supervisor?

474
00:15:51,037 --> 00:15:53,517
We should be talking about
actual issues.

475
00:15:53,561 --> 00:15:54,866
- Ooh, yeah, like a debate.

476
00:15:54,910 --> 00:15:57,086
- Yes, exactly.
Let's debate.

477
00:15:57,130 --> 00:15:59,175
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
We don't need to do that, okay?

478
00:15:59,219 --> 00:16:00,829
- Yeah, personally,
I'd rather keep talking

479
00:16:00,872 --> 00:16:02,657
about boobs--I mean,
if that's okay with the group.

480
00:16:02,700 --> 00:16:03,919
- No.

481
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:05,399
- Why shouldn't we
have a debate?

482
00:16:05,442 --> 00:16:07,096
- Well, I just feel like
your strength in your candidacy

483
00:16:07,140 --> 00:16:09,403
lies in your charisma
as opposed to your...

484
00:16:09,446 --> 00:16:10,882
ideas.

485
00:16:10,926 --> 00:16:13,581
- Oh, so you think Jonah
has better ideas than I do?

486
00:16:13,624 --> 00:16:15,104
- No!
No, I don't think that.

487
00:16:15,148 --> 00:16:16,540
I just think
that your ideas are best

488
00:16:16,584 --> 00:16:18,107
when they come from...

489
00:16:18,151 --> 00:16:19,674
me.

490
00:16:21,284 --> 00:16:25,027
- Oh, is that why you wanted me
to be floor supervisor?

491
00:16:25,071 --> 00:16:27,943
So you can just
tell me what to do?

492
00:16:28,770 --> 00:16:31,599
- So your buddy's yard--
is it a full menu or tapas?

493
00:16:31,642 --> 00:16:33,035
- Just so you know,

494
00:16:33,079 --> 00:16:35,124
I would be a great
floor supervisor, okay?

495
00:16:35,168 --> 00:16:37,257
I've been here forever,
I get along with everybody,

496
00:16:37,300 --> 00:16:40,477
and I know who's boned who
and who can't work together.

497
00:16:40,521 --> 00:16:42,436
And I do have good ideas.

498
00:16:42,479 --> 00:16:46,092
For instance, I think we should
stagger our shift start times

499
00:16:46,135 --> 00:16:48,050
so we're not all
clocking in at once.

500
00:16:48,094 --> 00:16:49,399
And at checkout,

501
00:16:49,443 --> 00:16:51,880
we should have go-back carts
for each department.

502
00:16:51,923 --> 00:16:54,926
And every zone captain
should have a walkie-talkie.

503
00:16:54,970 --> 00:16:57,059
- I actually said the same--

504
00:16:57,103 --> 00:16:58,060
never mind.

505
00:16:58,104 --> 00:16:59,018
I respect women.

506
00:16:59,061 --> 00:17:00,193
I don't interrupt them.

507
00:17:00,236 --> 00:17:01,063
- Honestly,

508
00:17:01,107 --> 00:17:02,543
people shouldn't vote for me

509
00:17:02,586 --> 00:17:05,198
just because Jonah's some
boob-crazed white guy, okay?

510
00:17:05,241 --> 00:17:06,764
People should vote for me

511
00:17:06,808 --> 00:17:09,289
because I would be
[bleep] awesome.

512
00:17:09,332 --> 00:17:11,552
[all murmuring]
- Wow, that's pretty good.

513
00:17:11,595 --> 00:17:13,075
- [chuckling] Yeah.
- Well said.

514
00:17:13,119 --> 00:17:15,512
Except--just, I'm not crazed,
you know?

515
00:17:15,556 --> 00:17:17,601
Boobs are not even
the first thing that I notice.

516
00:17:17,645 --> 00:17:19,342
- What is?

517
00:17:19,386 --> 00:17:20,735
- [stammers]
Personality.

518
00:17:20,778 --> 00:17:22,171
- This guy.

519
00:17:24,130 --> 00:17:25,131
- What?

520
00:17:28,264 --> 00:17:29,004
- Hey.

521
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,571
- Oh, hey.

522
00:17:30,614 --> 00:17:34,009
- Listen, I was wrong to assume
you would just be my puppet.

523
00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:36,185
I think sometimes
I still see you

524
00:17:36,229 --> 00:17:38,927
as that teenager that started
working here part time,

525
00:17:38,970 --> 00:17:41,190
turning our regular apples
into bongs,

526
00:17:41,234 --> 00:17:43,453
but now I see
that you have turned

527
00:17:43,497 --> 00:17:46,369
into a very strong,
independent person.

528
00:17:47,675 --> 00:17:48,850
- Well, thank you, Dina.

529
00:17:48,893 --> 00:17:50,199
- And that's why I can
no longer support you.

530
00:17:50,243 --> 00:17:51,592
I'm backing Marcus now.

531
00:17:51,635 --> 00:17:53,333
Vote Marcus, everybody!

532
00:17:53,376 --> 00:17:55,117
Cheyenne put cameras
in the bathrooms!

533
00:17:55,161 --> 00:17:56,249
- What?
Dina!

534
00:17:56,292 --> 00:17:57,902
- Seriously,
I'm so proud of you.

535
00:17:57,946 --> 00:17:59,208
She just told me!

536
00:17:59,252 --> 00:18:02,211
She watches everybody
number two!

537
00:18:02,255 --> 00:18:04,387
- No, I don't.

538
00:18:07,129 --> 00:18:10,045
- So I saw you gave Justine
another chance.

539
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:11,568
Not thrilled you went
against my wishes,

540
00:18:11,612 --> 00:18:13,309
but I think
we can make it work.

541
00:18:13,353 --> 00:18:17,096
She owes us everything now.
- Uh-huh.

542
00:18:17,139 --> 00:18:19,185
Oh, you don't need
to count these.

543
00:18:19,228 --> 00:18:21,361
We should just give it
to Cheyenne.

544
00:18:21,404 --> 00:18:22,710
She's my best friend
in the store.

545
00:18:22,753 --> 00:18:25,016
It just makes sense for us
to run things together.

546
00:18:25,060 --> 00:18:26,540
- Wha--nuh-uh!

547
00:18:26,583 --> 00:18:28,455
No way, José.

548
00:18:28,498 --> 00:18:29,630
I'm sorry.

549
00:18:29,673 --> 00:18:31,545
I don't know
if that's offensive, but...

550
00:18:31,588 --> 00:18:33,982
no more executive
decision making for you.

551
00:18:34,025 --> 00:18:35,288
You've gone power mad.

552
00:18:35,331 --> 00:18:36,898
- [chuckles]
You don't mean that.

553
00:18:36,941 --> 00:18:38,247
You need me.

554
00:18:38,291 --> 00:18:39,727
- As an assistant.

555
00:18:39,770 --> 00:18:43,557
So starting tomorrow, you will
do what I tell you to do

556
00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:45,907
and only when I
tell you to do it.

557
00:18:46,603 --> 00:18:47,909
- Glenn, I don't think
that's a good--

558
00:18:47,952 --> 00:18:50,955
- No, no, unless
I specifically assign you work,

559
00:18:50,999 --> 00:18:53,436
you're just gonna
have to sit in your office

560
00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:56,831
and text your friends and read
those celebrity magazines.

561
00:18:56,874 --> 00:18:58,180
You got it?

562
00:18:58,224 --> 00:19:00,226
- Well, I--

563
00:19:00,269 --> 00:19:01,749
I guess I have no choice.

564
00:19:01,792 --> 00:19:03,751
- Mm-hmm.

565
00:19:03,794 --> 00:19:05,405
- The thing is,

566
00:19:05,448 --> 00:19:07,146
I don't have
that much phone data.

567
00:19:07,189 --> 00:19:09,887
- Then I will add you
to my family plan!

568
00:19:11,411 --> 00:19:13,587
- Understood.
Understood.

569
00:19:13,630 --> 00:19:15,589
- Oh, hey, great.
You're still here.

570
00:19:15,632 --> 00:19:18,113
- My girlfriend's meeting me.
She had an oboe lesson.

571
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:20,942
- Ah, skateboarding oboist.
What an interesting young lady.

572
00:19:20,985 --> 00:19:22,291
- Yeah, she's sick.

573
00:19:22,335 --> 00:19:23,597
- So, listen.

574
00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:25,599
Before, when we were
talking about love,

575
00:19:25,642 --> 00:19:27,166
I gave you good advice, right?

576
00:19:27,209 --> 00:19:28,123
Like, I knew what
I was talking about?

577
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:29,516
- Yeah, it was fine.

578
00:19:29,559 --> 00:19:31,300
I mean, I kind of knew
most of what you were saying,

579
00:19:31,344 --> 00:19:33,563
like, from movies or whatever,
but it's all good.

580
00:19:34,738 --> 00:19:35,783
- Oh.

581
00:19:35,826 --> 00:19:37,263
Maybe I'm not great
about talking

582
00:19:37,306 --> 00:19:39,090
about this kind of stuff.

583
00:19:39,134 --> 00:19:40,570
Doesn't mean anything.

584
00:19:40,614 --> 00:19:42,833
I mean, sure, I haven't been
in a serious relationship

585
00:19:42,877 --> 00:19:43,965
in a long time.

586
00:19:44,008 --> 00:19:45,184
- Why?

587
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:51,364
- I don't know, man.

588
00:19:51,407 --> 00:19:52,887
Maybe...
[inhales deeply]

589
00:19:52,930 --> 00:19:55,324
'Cause it's just safer
to keep things casual.

590
00:19:55,368 --> 00:19:56,586
When you go deep,

591
00:19:56,630 --> 00:19:58,022
you open yourself up
to all these feelings.

592
00:19:58,066 --> 00:19:59,676
- What's wrong with feelings?

593
00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:01,200
- Fair point.

594
00:20:02,636 --> 00:20:06,292
Maybe I'm just self-sabotaging,
like...

595
00:20:06,335 --> 00:20:08,468
I'm scared to get invested
with someone

596
00:20:08,511 --> 00:20:09,904
'cause I don't wanna get hurt.

597
00:20:09,947 --> 00:20:11,688
- Did you get hurt before?

598
00:20:13,690 --> 00:20:14,865
- [sighs]

599
00:20:14,909 --> 00:20:16,911
I guess the first time
was eighth grade.

600
00:20:16,954 --> 00:20:18,260
Gabby Pruitt.

601
00:20:18,304 --> 00:20:19,479
She dumped me

602
00:20:19,522 --> 00:20:20,958
and made out
with my best friend, Randy,

603
00:20:21,002 --> 00:20:22,264
at the Rainforest Café.

604
00:20:22,308 --> 00:20:23,483
Told everybody at school

605
00:20:23,526 --> 00:20:25,354
that my breath smelled
like Warheads.

606
00:20:25,398 --> 00:20:27,704
- Oh, I'm sorry.

607
00:20:28,966 --> 00:20:31,186
- The votes have been counted!

608
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:33,754
And our new floor supervisor

609
00:20:33,797 --> 00:20:35,277
in a landslide

610
00:20:35,321 --> 00:20:36,452
is Cheyenne!

611
00:20:36,496 --> 00:20:38,193
- Oh!
[laughs]

612
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:40,500
[applause]
Thanks, everyone.

613
00:20:40,543 --> 00:20:42,676
And I do have an update
on the breadsticks.

614
00:20:42,719 --> 00:20:44,460
They will be day-olds,
but if you just microwave them

615
00:20:44,504 --> 00:20:46,506
with a wet paper towel,
you can't tell the difference.

616
00:20:46,549 --> 00:20:48,464
- Ooh.
[all murmuring approvingly]

617
00:20:48,508 --> 00:20:49,857
- I'm sorry Jonah.

618
00:20:49,900 --> 00:20:51,075
I know how much you wanted this
'cause of...

619
00:20:51,119 --> 00:20:52,860
[whispering] A-M-Y

620
00:20:52,903 --> 00:20:55,819
going to C-A-L-I-F--

621
00:20:55,863 --> 00:20:57,168
- Yeah, California.
Yeah, no, yeah.

622
00:20:57,212 --> 00:20:58,169
Thank you, Glenn.
It's fine.

623
00:20:58,213 --> 00:20:59,301
I'm fine.

624
00:20:59,345 --> 00:21:01,564
I'm happy Cheyenne won,
you know?

625
00:21:01,608 --> 00:21:04,045
She made a very compelling case
for herself.

626
00:21:04,088 --> 00:21:05,873
So, yeah, not gonna ask

627
00:21:05,916 --> 00:21:08,571
for a recount or anything.
[chuckles]

628
00:21:08,615 --> 00:21:10,399
- I mean, if you insist,
I guess I could.

629
00:21:10,443 --> 00:21:11,792
- No, no, I meant--
I really--

630
00:21:11,835 --> 00:21:13,359
I literally meant...
- Oh, Cheyenne.

631
00:21:13,402 --> 00:21:14,708
- It's not necessary,
- Cheyenne.

632
00:21:14,751 --> 00:21:16,231
- No, yeah, we get it,
and it could go--

633
00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:17,363
- Cheyenne.
- Surprise.

634
00:21:17,406 --> 00:21:18,886
- This is not
a contested election.

635
00:21:18,929 --> 00:21:19,887
- ♪ Cheyenne

636
00:21:19,930 --> 00:21:21,192
- No way!
- Yes.

637
00:21:21,236 --> 00:21:22,585
- Yeah, I think we all get it.
We all get it.


